Californarnia
becomes the first state to ban plastic bags.
In Californarnia, there was one question asked by all
traders, and there was always an issue with it. “Paper or plastic?”. That will
no longer be an issue in Californarnia, because they soon plan to burn all
plastic bags they find.
On Friday, a bill was passed by the head wizards to burn all
plastic bags with fireballs and dragon fire. They could no longer be seen at
apothecaries, trader’s markets, or liquor stores, or the wizards will come with
trained dragons and burn the stores. Many of the towns and cities in
Californarnia have already banned plastic bags, including San Franangeles, Los Cisco,
and Seattle.
The wizards will become “Plastic burners” beginning July 1,
15. And will create new jobs for dragons, who are hoarding gold because of
their unemployment. In saying that, Californarnia is an expensive place, and
getting rid of plastic bags will only improve the economy, because there will
be no more taxes on plastic bags.
Many people support the ban on plastic in Californarnia. Including
the UFCW, or The United Fairies of Californarnia Workers. They believe the gold
should be used for training workers and provide homes for fairies all over
Californarnia, instead of being spent on plastic.
The elves also approve of this ban, they say it is dangerous
to their environment and it’s killing off the animals that call their forest
home. They also say that the dwarves litter too many plastic bags.
Taking the point of view of the dwarves, they said they didn’t
care about a ban on plastic bags, because they say they are neutral on the
subject, their viewpoint doesn’t matter anyway.
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