Thursday, August 14- "gross"

Chocolate Honey Comb cereal, the most disgusting invention that comes in a box, is similar to taking cud out of the mouth of a cow, lightly sprinkling it with chocolate powder and sticking it in your mouth. It is so cruelly horrible that you cannot swallow, instead it may gag you. Please, for your sake, do not try this "chocolate" cereal, it is most likely just ground up fish spine dyed brown and shaped like the original cereal that we know and love. It probably wasn't even made by the same people, it tastes like it was manufactured in a sewer, or hell. If Chocolate Honey Comb could talk, it would probably say things that would manipulate you into eating it. with pitiful wishes, like wanting to be the shooting star marshmallow in the box of Lucky Charms sitting next to it. Don't be fooled by the seemingly "chocolate" look of the picture on the box, it does not taste like Cocoa Puffs, or any chocolate cereal in the store. It was made out of pure hagfish slime and eggshells, and the leftover stuff you get at a hot-dog factory. There should always be a "Do not eat" label on the box of Chocolate Honey Comb cereal.

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