Wednesday, August 20 - "Alter ego"

Could you imagine if Clifford the Big Red Dog was real? in the books and cartoons, he is a good natured colossus of a dog. In real life he could be a radioactive mutant dog with red fur! Imagine the toys he would play with, they could be billboards and trees! How would you feed such a monster? How would you protect him from becoming some freaky lab experiment? The truth is, having such a big dog in the world would ruin the prosperity of your city. Big red hairs drop from the monstrosity's coat, you would be cleaning the furry neighborhoods nonstop! and eventually it would become too much when the Big Red Dog decides to use the skyscrapers as a fire hydrant. Eventually he would be locked up to prevent further destruction and hair shedding on the city. Not all children's stories are fun in real life, and that should be a lesson to kids all around the world.